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Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

THE teacher announced that to practice spelling from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he'd give each of us a quarter." Third came Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician.'' But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to Johnny. "My dad's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny said. "And if he were here, he'd lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain't never gonnaspell electrician."

Teacher ROX does spell rocksPupil What does from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !

Fred came home from his first day from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

How do you spell elephant ElleefantThats not from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Spell mousetrap with three lettersCAT Spelling jokes from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T

How do you spell a hated opponent from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

Can you spell jealousy with two lettersNV from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).

Spell extra wise in two lettersYY ys from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

How can you spell too much with from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).

Spell Indian tent with two lettersTP Spelling from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

Spell electricity with three lettersNRG energy Spelling from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

How do you spell we with two from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

How can you spell chilly with two from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

Can you spell very happy with three from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

Can you spell soft and slow with from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.

Can you spell a pretty girl with from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

Can you spell a composition with two from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).

What question must always be answered YesWhat from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

What insect can be spelled with just from Flashcomment Spelling jokes Jokes
What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.



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